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Future War
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Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Audience Rating: Unrated
Binding: DVD
EAN: 0826294501128
Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC
Label: Evg
Languages: English (Original Language),
Manufacturer: Evg
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Evg
Region Code: 1
Release Date: April 30, 2003
Running Time: 82 minutes
Studio: Evg
Theatrical Release Date: 1996
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Rating:  - "Heaven is a place on Earth"???
Hilariously bad.Wonderfully bad.While the MST3K version of this movie is priceless ("Thank you for not killing me should be a Hallmark card" "Weird PSA for the Catholic Church" and snarky remarks on the ubiquitous cardboard boxes),this movie stands out as a landmark of lousy filmmaking.
Let's take those dinosaurs--they look huge,but in the next scene,you see how small they REALLY are.They overuse forced perspective--and you realize people are running,screaming,from midget dinosaurs. ... Read More
Rating: - So bad it's entertaining!!
WOW! That's all I can say after watching this ridiculous movie. This one is right up there (or down there, depending on how you look at it) with R.O.T.O.R. and Supersonic Man when it comes to the pantheon of bad movies. A few good things about this movie. I learned that Los Angeles is the cardboard box capitol of the world. The boxes are everywhere in this film. I learned why L.A. has problems with drought and has to get its water from northern California.....the water system there is built out of ... Read More
Rating: - The "Citizen Kane" of cardboard box movies!
Apparently, Ed Wood was still alive as recently as 1996 using the alias "Anthony Doublin" while directing the completely INSANE "Future War". Right away, one would assume that this film somehow involves some sort of warfare, taking place in some latter time period? Well, no, because by making that assumption, one also mistakenly assumes that sensible people wrote, directed, acted, or even catered this production. Actually, this film takes place in present-day Los Angeles.
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Rating: - DANIEL IN THE DINOSAUR'S DEN
Oh, my, this is one bad movie. Martial arts hero Daniel Bernhardt is simply awful as a "runaway" from the future who comes back to Earth, which his people think is really "heaven." There he joins up with a renegade nun and some hood boys to take on dinosaur trackers and cyborgs who have come to take him back. Special effects are atrocious, the whole cast is terrible and this movie is a complete waste of time. Avoid at all costs.
Rating: - One of the MST3K greats, but crappy film.
The Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of this movie is funny as crap. This movie on its own is an abomination. The idea was interesting. A slave from Earth's future travels back to Earth's past, calling it Heaven, while being pursued by androids and "dinosaurs." However, the bottom-barrel budget and horrid acting make it almost unintentionally hilarious to watch.
The runaway (Daniel Bernhardt), who looks disturbingly similar to Van Damme, is good for only one thing, martial arts. Every scene ... Read More
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